Tuesday, November 9, 2010

East-West

On the way home from מסרד הפנים we walked along רחוב הנביאים, one of the main streets in the Hadar neighborhood of Haifa. Hadar is a neighborhood where mostly Russians and Chareidim live, and it hasn't enjoyed the best reputation. However, parts of it (along with other neighborhoods in Lower Haifa) have been recently gentrifying. רחוב הנביאים, while by no means posh, appeared pretty nice with fun stores to poke one's head into.

Looking for a drink, we poked ours into a store called מזרח-מערב (East-West). Although we didn't find any drinks, we did find a surprise - the store was filled with international food products. They were mostly Asian; hence the name. The products they sold included soy sauces, chili sauces and pastes, all sorts of rice, rice noodles, nori, other sushi components (mats, pickled ginger, etc), and TONS of sushi-serving paraphernalia. We've since heard that they also carry some of the Western hot sauces we are used to, such as Goya's chili sauces made in Mexico, but we didn't notice them at the time, and I find it hard to believe that they would have escaped our view.

Although we excitedly bought some sushi rice and soy sauce, our excitement was tempered by a) the fact that, as it turns out, you can get a lot of these Asian ingredients in your average neighborhood Shupersol and b) the soy sauce was super sugary.

On that last note, make sure to look at soy sauce when you buy it in Israel. The Israeli brands will probably have sugar in them, so if you want normal soy sauce, look for a foreign brand, or check the ingredients. I can only speculate why the Israeli sauces are sweet; my guess is that soy sauce is seen as a condiment, and therefore sweet soy sauce is a tastier thing to dip food into than regular soy sauce. Indeed, most soy based dipping sauces are mixed with honey or another sweetner, and teriyaki sauce is simply sweetened soy sauce. Still, I find the sugar level of the Israeli stuff much too high, and the product overall unacceptable.

We plan to return to the East-West store. Although you can get some of their stuff locally, their selection is much larger. And maybe one day we'll get sushi platters and fancy engraved chopsticks!

For our next stop, I want to check out a store I've heard about where you can whole bean coffee or even (gasp) still-green unroasted coffee...

"זה נראה כמו טיל"

On our first Thursday after landing, Rachel and I paid our first visit to קריית הממשלה, the government building complex that houses the Haifa branches of Office of the Interior, and the Office of Absorption, among many others (such as the Student Authority, but that's another story).

Our only knowledge of the complex's location came from its online street address. We used a combination of Egged's webstie and Google Maps to try and plan a route, and we brought a map, but when we set out we still weren't 100% sure where it was.

Fortunately, as is almost always the case in the umpteen times you don't really know where you're going in Israel, someone on the bus can tell you where to get off. Our someone told us to get off when he got off, and pointed in the general downhill direction.

When we passed a security guard, we asked him where the קריית הממשלה was, and he pointed. "Look for a big building," he said, in Hebrew. "זה נראה כמו טיל". I knew that word, but couldn't remember what it meant. So we kept walking until we saw this building:


Oh yeah, טיל means "missile".

Turns out, this unmissable sight in the Haifa skyline is where all the governmental offices are. This is good, because we've gone there at least three times so far, and as long as we're headed in the right direction we can always find it, even if we get a little lost.

Our plan was twofold: to visit the מסרד הפנים to get our תעודות זהות and the מסרד הקליטה to get started on our סל קליטה payments.

The מסרד הפנים opens at 8 AM and, like at the DMV, the line outside starts forming earlier than that. We got there around quarter-to, and there was already a line of 10 to 15 people. Israel's a pretty bureaucratic place, and there's always someone who needs to visit some kind of office for some reason, and a lot of them were in this one building. Once they opened the doors (at 8 and not a second earlier... even the DMV has more compassion than that!) it was pretty quick getting through, though.

Before entering the מסרד הפנים waiting room we had to state our purpose to a lady in a booth. We told her we were there to get our תעודות זהות. Ok, she said. You brought all your original documents, right?

Shoot. We didn't bring that stuff. If had occurred to us, we probably would have, but it didn't. Maybe becuase we thought we would need that stuff at the מסרד הקליטה in the airport, and we didn't need them in the end.

We told her we had them, of course, and got a number to wait. But when we got to the waiting room we'd have to wait at least an hour or so, and we didn't want to waste our time if it turned out the documents were really necessary. Instead, we went upstairs to the מסרד הקליטה to try our luck there.

Upstairs, there was no line, and we saw a nice man right away. He didn't take a lot of time, and got us set up with our סל קליטה right away. What he does is take your bank account information, and sets up a direct deposit for you to get your shekels. He gave us some information about ulpanim for Rachel, too.

And that was it. Not too painful! Although we didn't actually have to wait at מסרד הפנים, or deal with anyone there, we could see right away that it wasn't nearly as bad as some people describe. The lines were there, but the waits were manageable. Everyone was chilled out and polite. Maybe things are different in Haifa, but we were pleasantly surprised.

And on the way home, we took the Carmelit!


That was weird

[My mp3 player (I know, so 2000's of me) is called the iRiver SPINN]

The cord that connects my SPINN to my computer has two ends, one USB and one proprietary end that only fits into the SPINN. As if that wasn't bad enough, today I tried charging the thing and accidentally tried plugging the proprietary end into my USB port; they kind of look the same.

It didn't fit, but as soon as the metal touched, there was this faint crackling sound and the computer shut off.

Yet another reason not to but the SPINN. There are several others. Its uni-wheel navigation system is annoying, and its touch screen doesn't work well. And its black background is impossible to see in daylight. And, unlike the old iRivers, you can't add music to it by dragging and dropping via a normal Windows window. You have to use their clumsy, slow, software.

I have a ton of real posts to write (i.e. about Israel), as soon as I figure out how to compress photos on my netbook (another post, too).


Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Vowels

This is a transcript of an online chat I had with a customer service representative from HOT, a cable internet provider. The humor in this chat comes from the fact that she was using the word ספק, or sapak, which in Hebrew means ISP, but I thought she was saying safek.

שרי - נציגת מכירות: שלום
יונתן לוינסון: שלום
שרי - נציגת מכירות: וברכה
שרי - נציגת מכירות: במה אני יכולה לעניין אותך?
יונתן לוינסון: אני עברתי לדירה חדשה, ורוצה להתקשר באנטרנט
יונתן לוינסון: אני גם עולה חדש
שרי - נציגת מכירות: בשמחה
שרי - נציגת מכירות: לאיזו מהירות?
יונתן לוינסון: מהם האופציות?
שרי - נציגת מכירות: תשתית 2.5 59 שח התחייבות שנה התקנה חד פעמית 49שח
שרי - נציגת מכירות: תשתית 5 מגה 79 שח התחייבות שנה התקנה חד פעמית 49שח
שרי - נציגת מכירות: תשתית 7מגה 99 שח התחייבות שנה התקנה חד פעמית 49שח
שרי - נציגת מכירות: תשתית 12 מגה 119 שח התחייבות שנה התקנה חד פעמית 100שח
שרי - נציגת מכירות: מה דעתך?
יונתן לוינסון: אני חושב או 7 או 12
שרי - נציגת מכירות: זאת אותה עלות, גם אצל הספק
יונתן לוינסון: אני לא יודע איך להשוות למה שהיה לי בארה"ב
שרי - נציגת מכירות: בארה"ב המהירויות שונות, הם גם כוללות כבר את הספק
יונתן לוינסון: האים אני יכול לתאם תאריך שבו יבוא מישהו להתקין את המודם, ובינתיים להחליט איזה מהירות?
שרי - נציגת מכירות: אפשרי
שרי - נציגת מכירות: אתה מעוניין ש 012 יחזרו אליך בכדי לתאם ספק
שרי - נציגת מכירות: שנעשה הזמנה?
יונתן לוינסון: את שואלת אם אני רוצה שמישהו יתקשר איתי בטלפון?
יונתן לוינסון: או שנקבוע את הביקור עכשו
שרי - נציגת מכירות: אתה רוצה שנפתח לך הזמנה לאינטרנט 12 מגה עם ספק? העלות לשניהם יחד היא 160ש"ח לחודש, התחייבות לשנה
יונתן לוינסון: (אני מצטער על הקשיות בעברית)
שרי - נציגת מכירות: זה בסדר :)
יונתן לוינסון: למה 160? אמרת שתשתית 7 היא 99 ושתשתית 12 היא 119
שרי - נציגת מכירות: ללא ספק העלות היא 99ש"ח
יונתן לוינסון: אז זה יותר בדי להחליט לעזמי, ואז לתאם
יונתן לוינסון: *כדי
שרי - נציגת מכירות: אתה מעוניין בהזמנה?
יונתן לוינסון: הזמנה, כמובן לקבוע תאריך שבו מישהו יבא לדירתי?
שרי - נציגת מכירות: כן
יונתן לוינסון: רק אם אני יכול להחליט בינתיים בלי לשלם נוסף
יונתן לוינסון: מה המספר טלפון
יונתן לוינסון: אולי אתקשר ואעשה הזמנה כשמחרתי את התוכנית
יונתן לוינסון: *בחרתי
שרי - נציגת מכירות: 7 מגה או 12 מגה באותה עלות
יונתן לוינסון: את אומרת לי שאם אני אומר לך "אני בספק ולא יודע אם אני רוצה 7 או 12"
יונתן לוינסון: אז אני משלם 160 לחודש
יונתן לוינסון: כי אני משלם נוסף כי מי שבא לביתי לא יודע איזה להתקין - 7 או 12
יונתן לוינסון: או האים את אומרת שאני יכול לבל 12 צגה ב99 ש"ח לחודש?
שרי - נציגת מכירות: אני ממליצה לך להירשם ל 12 מגה, כי זאת אותה עלות
יונתן לוינסון: ומהיא העלות
יונתן לוינסון: 99?
שרי - נציגת מכירות: 49ש"ח חד פעמי
יונתן לוינסון: ואז לחודש?
שרי - נציגת מכירות: 160ש"ח כולל ספק
יונתן לוינסון: כשאת אומרת ספק
יונתן לוינסון: המובן doubt
יונתן לוינסון: או המובן distributor
יונתן לוינסון: ?
שרי - נציגת מכירות: Content Provider
שרי - נציגת מכירות: מה דעתך?
יונתן לוינסון: עכשו הבנתי
יונתן לוינסון: מה עלות 2.5 עם הספק
שרי - נציגת מכירות: 85.9ש"ח לחודש
שרי - נציגת מכירות: 85.9ש"ח לחודש
יונתן לוינסון: אם אני בוחר ב2.5 האים אני יכול להעלות ל5 או 7 במשך השנה?
שרי - נציגת מכירות: כן, אפשרי תמיד
יונתן לוינסון: וכמה זה עולה לשנות מ2.5 למשהו יותר גביה
שרי - נציגת מכירות: כ120ש"ח ל 5 מגה יחד עם ספק
יונתן לוינסון: אבל אין השלמות חד-פעמיות בעבור ההחלפה נכון?
שרי - נציגת מכירות: לא, אין
יונתן לוינסון: טוב
יונתן לוינסון: אז אני רוצה לעשות הזמנה
יונתן לוינסון: ל2.5
יונתן לוינסון: יש הנחה לעולים חדשים?
שרי - נציגת מכירות: על שם מי עושים את ההזמנה?
יונתן לוינסון: יונתן לוינסון
אינך משוחח כעת עם נציג האתר

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Shipping #5 - summary of total door-to-door costs

[One thing I forgot to mention earlier was insurance. Dolphin only had one insurance option - you write out a list of your stuff, declare how much it's worth and pay 2.5% of that. Sonigo had more complex options, and I don't know about Aliyah Lift.

For the stuff we were actually worried about (such as china), we declared their real value. For everything else, we declared the value to be much less than what it actually was, so we wouldn't have to pay as much. Of course, had that stuff actually been ruined we'd only get that small amount back from the insurance company. But it worked out ok.]

So here's what it all cost in the end. I hope I'm not leaving anything out.

(Yeah I did a printscreen on this one... don't know how to put tables in blogger...)


So all in all, we paid a bunch, but we got our money's worth.

Shipping #4 - on the Israeli side

The last leg of our shipping process involved 5 steps.

Step 1:
We had to decide when we wanted Dolphin to ship our stuff. As I mentioned before, Dolphin uses Zim and Zim has so many boats going out each week that depending on what day we picked, Dolphin would know exactly what day it would land in Israel. Still, we were wary of unexpected delays and the last thing we wanted was for our shipment to not be there when we got there. On the other hand, we still didn't have a flight date yet, and we also didn't want the shipment sitting in the port for more than 30 days, since they would start charging us.

We decided to wait one week, and instead of shipping it out the week of Aug 22, we shipped it the week of Aug 29. It ended up arriving on Sep 19, exactly when they said it would.

Step 2:
We had to fill out some paperwork to get our shipment through the Israeli port. Dolphin gave me a few forms to fill out. They were all in Hebrew, and at first I was a little nervous about filling them out correctly. But when I called someone told me just to sign next to the arrows and they would fill in the rest.

After that, I was only in contact with a woman who works for Lidor (Dolphin's Israeli arm). I emailed her a scanned picture of my passport, and a scanned copy of the lease I'd signed on our apartment in Israel. That was it.

When Sep 19 passed, we were informed that our shipment had arrived in the port. At this point, something occurred to us: we knew that as new Olim we were exempt from custom tax. But we hadn't sent anyone any proof that we were new Olim. We were worried that we might have to send someone from Israel down to the port, or else be charged customs taxes that we knew we'd never get back.

Thankfully, though, that never happened. Instead, we just got a bill for the port fees, with the customs section blank.

Step 3:
We had to wire the money to Lidor to get our stuff through. We first tried doing this at Bank of America in Philly, but it didn't work. Lidor had given us the standard bank identification information - bank number, branch number, account number - but not enough for an international wire (you'd think that, being an international shipping company, they would have enough experience not to make this blunder...).

Instead, we had Rachel's sister wire the money to Lidor, and we essentially paid her back. This worked out fine for us, but it would have been annoying if we didn't have someone in Israel to do that for us.

Step 4
Once the money was wired, all that was left was to schedule the delivery. By this point we knew we were landing at 6:30 AM Monday, and so we asked the woman from Lidor if we could have a delivery Monday as late as possible. She said the latest she could do was around 1:30 on Monday. We knew that in theory we'd have plenty of time, but we didn't know how long the aliyah processing in the airport would take.

The final arrangement was that I would call the Lidor woman on Monday morning from the airport. If we were running late, she would cancel the Monday afternoon delivery and push if off till Tuesday. If we were on time, the Monday delivery was on.

This plan did not work. Even though our aliyah experience was smooth as silk, for some reason Lidor was not able to make the delivery happen on Monday. We slept on some borrowed mattresses, and awaited delivery on Tuesday.

Step 5
The delivery guys introduced themselves Tuesday afternoon by shouting up at my window. I went down and told them they were at the right place. To my surprise they parked their (very large) truck directly in front of the bus stop that lies just outside our front door. When I pointed this out to them, the responded with annoyed expressions and gestures; they asked me if I had a better idea of where to park the truck. I let it go, and the unpacking began. It was all going great, until they got to the sofa.

One of the guys walked up to our apartment's doorway and made a mental measurement. "The sofa won't fit" he concluded. I disagreed, and told him so. He started lecturing me about his 20 years of experience in the matter, but luckily the other two guys decided to bringing the sofa up anyway. However, it truly would not fit through.

As the guys brought in the rest of our stuff, they gave me a single option: the sofa could be brought in through the window, but it would be expensive. He seemed to be implying that he would need to get a crane or something. I asked how much, and he said he wasn't sure, but it would be 800-900 shekel.

We considered our options, but we didn't have many. We could leave the sofa on the ground, albeit wrapped up in plastic, but then what? It would have to be taken apart to fit through, and we didn't want that.

Eventually the main mover offered me a deal. He knew that we were going to tip them, so he said for 1000 shekel, they would cover tips for everyone and the hoisting of the sofa. At this point it seemed like the crane was no longer an option; I'm guessing he couldn't get it. But they could still hoist it up with ropes.

The price was obviously totally made up, and we recognized a negotiation situation. But I was tired and not confident in my Hebrew. Plus, we had about zero leverage in this situation. The sofa was on the ground and they were the only ones who could get it in. I offered him a few hundred less, and they laughed in our faces. They actually started setting up the ropes before we finally caved and said ok, just hoist the thing up.

With some flair and some drama, they hoisted up the sofa. we coughed up the cash, and they went home. We were a little shaken by the unexpected expenditure, but then sank happily into our hard-earned couch.

We were done.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Shipping #3 - on the American side

I had been in touch with several people from Dolphin. The first was the Israeli we met at the aliyah fair, whose name was Sharon. The second was Moti, the guy who came to our apartment to do the estimate. The third was Randy, some guy with a southern accent who would call me from their Israel office and try to convince me to go with them. I ended up signing through Randy, but not before I asked for a discount. Intead of the proposed $1800 for 250 cubic feet and $5.25 for every cubic foot afterwards, he gave me $1900 for 300 cubic feet and $5.25 for every cubic foot afterwards, which saved us about $150.

Randy told me that we could have our pickup on the day we wanted, Sunday Aug 22. He also said that the truck would have markings inside so that we could we could watch the movers pack up our boxes in real time and see how much volume it took up. This was good news for us, because we wanted to be able to make last minute decisions - perhaps we would decide not to pack an item that pushed the volume too high.

Keep in mind, though, that the people who actually come and pack up your stuff are not Dolphin, but rather someone contracted out by Dolphin. This means that Dolphin can promise you whatever it wants, but in reality it's some other guy doing the work.

Now came the really hard part - deciding which stuff to take to Israel, and which stuff not to take. And, perhaps more importantly, what to DO with all the stuff we weren't taking to Israel.

Rachel and I had already discussed and agreed on the major items. We were taking the sofa, and our (collapsable) wooden table and its chairs. We weren't taking lamps and other electrical appliaces. But, as in all apartments, the important stuff is the "stuff" - all the random things you couldn't name off the top of your head and don't realize you own... until you move.

Now, if neither money nor apartment size in Israel are a problem for you, I recommend just letting the movers pack it all up. But we didn't want to spend too much money, and we didn't know how big our apartment in Israel would be.

And so, over the course of the week leading up to our moving date, we started going through our apartment room by room, sorting things. We asked Dolphin for moving boxes in advance, and they dropped them off promptly (again, it helped that we lived a few minutes away from their warehouse). We set up these boxes in the living room. Things that were to be brought to Israel went in the boxes - not carefully packed, but just put in there for sorting purposes. Things that were to remain in the US were piled up; and that pile grew higher each day. Some of that stuff we sold, some of it we gave away, and some of it we stuffed into my parents' car which Ashy drove out on the moving day (thanks Ashy!). The rest of it we stuffed into our Focus and drove down to Philly after the move.

As we went through this process, we had to constantly decide whether or not to bring a certain item to Israel. I can't say that we followed any hard-and-fast rule of thumb, but things that didn't make the cut included redundant wedding gifts (like extra challah boards and havdalah sets), 120 volt appliances, and large furniture that wasn't important (like an old desk and a desk chair). We brought all our dishes and kitchenware. We brought all our books; when you pay for volume instead of weight, books are a bargain. We brought our sofa, beds, a collapsible table, chairs, a folding table, three framed items (including Rachel's ketuba), and a stained-glass work that we made ourselves. In the end, everything survived the move.

Here's how it went down Sunday morning:

We were expecting the moving guys some time in the morning. We thought there might be 3 or 4 of them. I ran out to Dunkin Donuts and bought a dozen doughnuts and a box of coffee. When I returned, the guys had already arrived and the whirlwind of packing had begun. There were only two of them, one big burly guy with a Russian accent, and his helper, a little guy who only spoke Spanish. I offered them the doughnuts and coffee, but the big guy told me he was fasting. Later, I asked him why and he gave me an incredelous look and said "Ramadan!" Oh. Well at least the little guy got to eat them.

We had wanted to watch them very closely - see how they are packing things, make sure they are utilizing the volume as best as possible, etc. But this didn't really happen. We would invariably have to run down to the car or somewhere else, and they were just moving too fast anyway. We had no chance of really offering any input, but in the end they really did know best. Rachel wanted to watch them wrap up our good china, and she may have watched some of it, but at the end of the day, we put our trust in them and it worked out ok.

We did commit one oversight. All of our aliyah related documents, such as our birth certificates, our "apostille" copy of our marriage license, letters proving we were Jewish, etc. all got packed away in boxes. We meant to separate them out and have them on our person for aliyah, but we forgot. In the end, we were lucky and we didn't need them in the airport, but the moral of the story is to make sure you set aside the things you don't want them to pack up. Leave the packing to them, don't try to help out.

It turned out that the part about them having measurements in the truck was not true. So we weren't able to make any last minute decisions about what we wanted to take or not take. The main guy told us that he thought we were somewhere between 300 and 350, which wasn't too far off from what we were expecting.

And that was it. We tipped them, and they drove off. We packed up the Focus, and left Elizabeth behind.