X & Y

I have noticed an interesting phenomenon while working in the Rosengarten Reserve in the basement of Van Pelt.

Males around here tend to get a lot of attention from the ladies. Not this male, of course. But I see plenty of others who are affectionately approached by one or two random girls. Yesterday, if I recall, I was sitting next to a guy who seemed to have a steady stream of female fans, many of whom would bequeath him with hugs and kisses.

Often, I see males here in that all-too-common situation where they are conversing with two females, both of whom seem to be competing for his attention. And I see this ALL THE TIME, but more here than anywhere else.

Interestingly, I do not see the reverse. While I see females fawning over males, I cannot recall seeing a male approach a female counterpart in the same way.

What is it about Van Pelt? Is this where the suave, popular guys hang out? Is it the air of sophistication and intrigue that draws women to their men with such a powerful pull? I don't know what it is, but I want to find out. In the interest of social science.